Beauty secrets from a cool dad: Egyptian Magic is “a lip balm, lip gloss, lotion, salve, shaving cream, and hair mask, among other things.”

“My dad also loves another and very similar product, aptly named Egyptian Magic. It smells like warm, mystical bee’s wax and just as with Papaw, you can use it for anything. It’s a lip balm, lip gloss, lotion, salve, shaving cream, and hair mask, among other things. My dad keeps a large tub of each of these ointments on his nightstand, and I advise you to do the same.”